Category Archives: Rap


Clearly no one cares. I’m going in anyway. And late!

Uggh…Nice Watch Presents
The Top 25 Albums of 2007

1. Kanye West Graduation

2. Plies The Real Testament

3. Amy Winehouse Back In Black

4. Jay-Z American Gangster

5. R. Kelly Double Up

6. Lil Wayne Drought 3

7. Turf Talk West Coast Vaccine (The Cure)

8. The-Dream Love/Hate

9. UGK Underground Kingz

10. Soulja Boy


Ya’ll Know What This Is…

I’ve been meaning to do this for a minute, so in honor of President Dupri leaving his post, I figured now was as good a time as any*:

Uggh…Nice Watch Presents…
The Jermaine Dupri Collection

Side A!

1. Funkmaster Flex feat. Jermaine Dupri & Veronica Webb “Talkin’ Shit”
2. Jermaine Dupri feat. Slim “White Tee (Remix)”
3. Mariah Carey feat. Bow Wow “All i Want For Christmas (So So Def Remix)”
4. Jermaine Dupri feat. UGK “Money, Hoes & Power”
5. Kris Kross feat. Supercat “Jump (Remix)”
6. Xscape “My Little Secret”
7. TLC “Creep (So So Def Remix)”
8. Da Brat “Funkdafied”
9. The Notorious B.I.G. “Big Poppa (So So Def Remix)”
10. The Isley Brothers “Forever Mackin'”
11. Lil’ Kim “Not Tonight”
12. Immature “Tear It Up”
13. Da Bush Babees “Put It Down”
14. Alicia Keys “Girlfriend”
15. Mariah Carey feat. Jadakiss “I Miss You (So So Def Remix)”
16. Tamia “Stranger In My House (So So Def Remix)”
17. Usher “Burn”
18. Total feat. Keith Murray “Can’t You See (So So Def Remix)”
19. Mariah Carey “We Belong Together”
20. Avant feat. Lil Wayne “You Know What”
21. Jagged Edge “I Gotta Be”
22. Ma$e feat. Jay-Z, Lil’ Cease & 112 “Cheat On You”
23. Usher feat. Alicia Keys “My Boo”
24. Mariah Carey “Don’t Forget About Us”
25. Kris Kross feat. Aaliyah, Da Brat & JD “Live & Die For Hip-Hop”
26. Aaliyah “I Gotcha Back”

1. Jermaine Dupri “JD’s Reply (Dr. Dre & Timbaland Diss)”
2. Da Bush Babees “Get On Down”
3. Mariah Carey feat. Da Brat & JD “Honey (So So Def Mix)”
4. Kris Kross feat. Redman “Tonight’s The Night (Remix)”
5. Clipse feat. Jermaine Dupri “Let’s Talk About it”
6. Usher feat. Shyne, Kanye & Twista “Confessions (So So Def Remix)”
7. Xscape “Just Kickin’ It”
8. The Notorious B.I.G. feat. Da Brat “Da B Side”
9. Jay-Z feat. Jermaine Dupri “Money Ain’t a Thang”
10. Mariah Carey “Shake It Off”
11. Jermaine Dupri feat. Nate Dogg “Ballin’ Outta Control”
12. Monica “The First Night”
13. Letoya feat. Mike Jones & Rick Ross “Torn (So So Def Remix)”
14. TLC “Kick Your Game”
15. Nelly feat. JD, Paul Wall, Ali & Gip “Grillz”
16. Da Brat “Give It 2 U”
17. Wyclef Jean feat. Claudette Ortiz “Two Wrongs (So So Def Remix)”
18. Usher “You Make Me Wanna”
19. Mariah Carey feat. Bone Crusher “The One (So So Def Remix)”
20. Dem Franchise Boyz feat. JD, Da Brat & Bow Wow “I Think They Like Me (Remix)”
21. Master P feat. Jermaine Dupri “Da Da Ballers”
22. Kris Kross “Warm It Up”
23. Mariah Carey “Always Be My Baby”
24. Bow Wow feat. Omarion “Let Me Hold U Down”
25. Dru Hill feat. JD & Da Brat “In My Bed (So So Def Remix)”

You Can Get The Finger…The Middle!
(A Sidebar For The Haters):

Top 10 Wack-Ass Productions From The Don Chi-Chi:
1. Rakim “Guess Who’s Back (So So Def Remix)”
2. Cappadonna feat. Da Brat “We Know” (Produced by Jermaine Dupri)
3. Whodini Six (the whole album)
4. Everything he did on MC Lyte’s Bad As I Wanna B album
5. Jessica Simpson feat. Bow Wow “Irresistable (So So Def Remix)”
6. TLC feat. Craig Mack “Kick Your Game (Remix)”
7. Mariah Carey feat. Lord Tariq & Peter Gunz “My All (Remix)”
8. The Braxtons feat. Jay-Z “So Many Ways”
9. El Debarge “Slide”
10. Mariah Carey “You Had Your Chance”

* A note to the completist fucks (yes, you):
I wanted to include something from the Silk Tymes Leather album on the collection, but I didn’t really feel like spending my weekend combing the used CD stores of NYC. Take a breath and watch these videos.